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Joke of the Day

"What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!"

"A pedophile and a child go into the woods It's dark and raining. The boy looks up to the man and says, ""I'm scared!"" The man replies, ""You're scared? I'm gonna have to walk out of here alone!"""

"I saw the add on page one. I dont have a reason to stand for cancer. But I do have a reason to sit for diabetes."

"Know why vodka is so clear? Its so Russians can tell it isn't tap water."

"Listen, I'm sorry... That reaction was WAY over the line.... I actually have no problem with the horse you rode in on...."

"I would be a better president than Donald Trump This is probably the wrong place to post this because that's not a fucking joke."

"What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !"

"Life is like a box of chocolates... It runs out faster for fat people."

"Kanye West can't wait to be the best man at his wedding."

"What is the best day to wear an asshat? Sunday, because it's so holy."