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Joke of the Day

"If love is blind why is Lingerie so popular?"

"It's time to go to bed when you type the name of the website you are already looking at into your browser."

"Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common? Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead."

"Security: Animals aren't allowed in this art gallery, sir. Me: It's my guide dog. Dog: Picasso, born 25/10/1881, was a Spanish painter..."

"What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."

"A fun way to find bleach in your coffee is to tell me I'm turning into my mother."

"Can someone tell me the exact crime I need to commit to get put on house arrest because legally having to cancel plans sounds incredible."

"If men could get pregnant, not only would abortions be legal, I think McDonald's would be doing it."

"Did you know there are 260 bones in the human body? Want one more?"

"how do you know asians have broken into your home? the dog is gone, the homework is done and they're still trying to get out of the driveway"