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Joke of the Day

"What's the definition of unlikely? A photo-spread in Playboy titled 'The World's Top Accountants - Nude!'."

"What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal? The Bad Habit."

"Give a dad a fish and save him a trip to Costco. Teach a dad to fish and you can throw wild parties while he's away on fishing weekends."

"What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons? If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down."

"what do you get when you cross breed humans and goats... baaa..bies"

"Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999. Get a ride home from my Mom after I make out with some 14-year-olds."

"the refrigerator is a clear example that what matters is whats inside"

"Autocorrect just changed ""what are your plans"" to ""plants"". Yes autocorrect, I'm curious if they're growing roses or sunflowers?"

"What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House? Precedent."

"My husband gets so mad when I introduce him as my first husband."