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Joke of the Day

"What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear? Camembert!"

"Can I homeless person a cigarette off someone"

"Shout out to vegetarians for never having ant problems. All ant scouts find is broccoli crumbs and despair, and who wants to feed on that."

"a good dentist and a bad dentist finds out about a new candy store opening good dentist: oh man, i hope the people who go there brush and floss regularly bad dentist: ALRIGHT!!! job security!"

"Dr: We need you to come back for additional blood work... Me: Why, is something wrong?! Dr: Yes. Your blood sample was mostly champagne..."

"Auto correct is my worst enema."

"Did you hear about the guy who died from eating too many doughnuts? You could say... He went out in a glaze of glory (_) ( _)>- (_)"

"The most reliable bridge builders in all of Mexico. Spic and Span"

"What does the Cajun ghost say? Beaux!"

"I walked in on my daughter masturbating this morning. She's still too young to understand what I was doing, though."