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Joke of the Day

"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar... The Englishman wanted to go so they all had to leave."

"What's the difference between a Greyhound station & a Crab with boobs? One's a crusty bus station... The other's a busty crustacean."

"A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a drink, and then asks for a mop."

"Sorry I commented ""yikes"" on that pic of your baby you posted on facebook."

"What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry? His shirts get all winkly."

"What is Donald Trump's favorite Christmas song? White Christmas."

"*knock knock* ""Are you a Jehovah's Witness""?"

"If I have an erection for more than 4 hours, she is going to need to see a doctor."

"If Petrus were to get a tattoo... ...would it be called lithography?"

"Just made up this joke: So I wrote some fan fiction, it blows."