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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump's favorite Christmas song? White Christmas."
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"A math joke I'll tell you in a 1/cos"
"A baby seal walks into a club"
"What's your emergency? Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."
"I wish restaurant food looked like the pictures on the menu. A hostess asked me how everything was. I said, ""My compliments to the photographer."""
"Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours wondering where he'd seen himself before?"
"My favorite part about Black Friday is the part where I go to the mall, find a great parking spot & sit in my car with the reverse lights on"
"The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend... ...I said to her, ""Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."" She said, ""Why did you say that twice?"" I said, ""I didn't."""
"If an athlete gets athlete's foot what does an astronaut get? Missile toe."
"What's Mario's favourite clothing? Denim denim denim"