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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris once went through the Wendy's drive thru and ordered a Big Mac .......and got one."

"I asked a pregnant woman if she would have sex with me. She said ""no, I don't do threesomes""."

"Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord? Back rent."

"Did I tell you the joke about my penis? Oh never mind it's too long."

"cats are the best because you can pet one while you're talking to someone and look totally evil"

"Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk? It always had some sort of weed on it!"

"How do chemists get high? they drop acid of course"

"If cartoons are a reliable guide, the secret to never ageing is wearing the same clothes every day."

"Thinking of getting a cat? Ease into it by sprinkling hair in your food for a couple of weeks."

"One of my grandfather's favorites. What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor? ""Ptui"""