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Joke of the Day

"Hey Chumbawamba, we kept you down."

"Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ? Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!"

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... Those who know binary and those who don't."

"Polish guy turns down A blow job He had three weeks left on his unemployment"

"Are you a rollercoaster? *motions hands to be about a foot long* cuz im this tall to ride"

"If I had a dollar for every time one of my kids said ""Mom, you're not funny"", I could buy a beach house. And live by myself."

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice."

"A black third grader goes up to his mom and says: ""Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade, is it because i'm black?"" ""No."" She replies. ""It's because you're 19."""

"A book never written: ""Secret Societies"" by E. Lumin Audi"

"What did Obama say to Trump at the White House? Change"