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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler."
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"Have you heard the latest by Lady Marmalade and the Pectin Pack? Oh wait, I forgot you don't like jam bands"
"What kind of bees scare neckbeards? Boo-bees."
"*slams fists on coffee table* WHAT WAS SCAR FROM LION KINGS NAME BEFORE HE GOT THE SCAR"
"Why did Johnny cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in a chicken."
"Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood."
"How flies does it take to screw in light bulb? Just two."
"A pessimist is always alone. An optimist is always two away from a threesome."
"How to Get There by Ridya Bike"
"My girlfriend told me to stop singing Oasis... I said maybe."