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Joke of the Day
"What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend? See ya next month."
Next Joke
"A guys asks his grandpa how come he still calls his wife ""darling"" after being married for over 60 years. the grandpa says : shush it, I forgot her name 30 years ago."
"Bros were dying to know the song I had playing on the gym speakers, said it activated beast mode for them. It was ""Tracy chapman - fast car"""
"In the new Star Wars film, Han Solo goes to Chewbacca's home planet and discovers that all the other Wookies wear pants."
"Super hot girl working the snack stand at the theater ... and I just ordered a ""cockporn with extra butter"". Thanks brain."
"I took a poop today that didn't flush... That shit was revolting."
"Don't embarrass a guy by telling him his fly is open in public. Just be a man, walk over there, and slowly zip it up for him."
"What do Far Cry 4 and The Big Lebowski have in common? I hate the fucking Eagles, man!"
"What do you call a Mexican fist-fighting with a pedophile? Alien vs. Predator"
"Trainer: ""ok, lets warm up 1st....wait, where are you going!?"" Me: ""tanning bed"""