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Joke of the Day

"Bros were dying to know the song I had playing on the gym speakers, said it activated beast mode for them. It was ""Tracy chapman - fast car"""

"Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party? Because he had no-body to dance with."

"Who invented King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumference!"

"How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan? Lightbulb."

"People whose TL is only quotes from famous people---You do realize you're not a desk calendar, right?"

"Car joke Spell shop..... what do cars do at green lights?"

"My boss got hit by a car while I was on my way to the wishing well so yes, I do have some spare change."

"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one."

"If tomatoes are a fruit, then ketchup is a smoothie."

"I may not have as many Oscars as Leo anymore but... I've still got as many Tour De France wins as Lance Armstrong."