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Joke of the Day

"Someone with Celiac disease but still eats wheat... Is a gluten for punishment."

"Why do moths fly with their legs apart? Have you ever seen the size of moth balls?"

"I'm not sure if I heard a bootleg firecracker... or a pound of dynamite."

"A very very short joke Bend over Genie, a wish is a wish!"

"If I were a millionaire, I'd probably sign up Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow for a movie called, 'Salt' & 'Pepper'."

"I once got a d in school. It was degrading."

"Why do conservatives want everyone to own a gun? They have to justify killings blacks somehow."

"Newt Gingrich would probably leave the presidential race... if he learned it had cancer."

"All my scars & bruises tell a story. The story of a guy who falls down A LOT when he's drunk."

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion ? Because he was out standing in his field :)"