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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blue-eyed blonde that doesn't eat meat? A vegetaryan"
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"This thorn bush just stabbed my wife in her vagina. What a fucking prick."
"How to have sex How do you get a gay man to have sex with a female? You fill her cunt up with shit."
"Drugs have taken me to some really dark places in my life... Seriously, like really poorly lit crack houses"
"I have a fetish fetish. Things that turn me on turn me on."
"Why is the mushroom so happy ? Because he's a FUN-GUY :P"
"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Easy, just look for the fresh prints!"