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Joke of the Day

"When I was young I did stupid things because I didn't know any better. Now I know better and do stupid things because I miss being young."

"This day in history. 1914. The first WWI trenches were dug if you don't count the one my grandfather was already hiding from the officers in"

"It was Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve! - someone who believes in talking snakes"

"What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box? Body centered cubic"

"PEOPLE OF THE PLANE LISTEN TO ME WHEN THE SEATBELT LIGHT GOES OFF STAND UP IMMEDIATELY OR YOUR SPOT IN THE NON-MOVING LINE WON'T BE ASSURED"

"Blood is thicker than water and a lot harder to clean off the walls."

"I was sitting on the toilet when todays earthquake hit. The toilet shook like a rollercoaster. It scared the shit out of me."

"Why did the Spy cross the road? 'Cause he wasn't really on your side."

"Gay jokes are not funny Cum on guys"

"The guy who developed Fractals.. The guy who developed fractals was Benoit B Mandelbrot, I heard the 'B' stood for 'Benoit B Mandelbrot'"