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Joke of the Day
"Some people say I'm unemployed, but I say I work.. for steam customer support"
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"Why did Hitler kill himself? He looked at his gas bill."
"Did you hear what happened when the Pope went to mount Olive? Popeye beat the shit out of him."
"Tax time is when I'm grateful that I'm detal oriented."
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"who is the most fun on a missing persons case? the search party animal!"
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"Who is the most popular guy in the nudist colony? The one that can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts at the same time. The most popular woman? The one that can eat the 12th doughnut."
"being a writer is a great job if you love looking at a blinking cursor and wishing you were dead."