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Joke of the Day
"I don't need a stable relationship, I just need a stable internet connection."
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"If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a NUT"
"Why are alcoholics the same as necrophiliacs? When they feel like fucking death they crack open a cold one."
"Who is the funniest American politician? Hillarious Clinton"
"How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir? He felt Thor."
"I told my dad I lost my virginity... He said ""You were on bottom?... Then you really fucked up""."
"I had developed a porn addiction, but now I come here instead. These jokes really turn me off!"
"What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school? Leningrad"
"*turns on shower* *gets undressed* *checks TL real quick* *floods the entire neighborhood*"
"What's in an STD salad? green pees"