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Joke of the Day
"I don't need a stable relationship, I just need a stable internet connection."
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"Just finished the 5th book... In the 'Learning to count' trilogy"
"What do you call a guy who hangs out with a bunch of musicians? A drummer."
"What did the woman with dissociative identity disorder tell her psychologist? ""Let me be Frank with you."""
"What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails."
"What paper product speaks really quickly? Wrapping paper."
"What's the difference between a Priest and a Wristwatch? A priest's hands stop at 10."
"Fox News: Witnesses are telling us Michael Brown may have charged Officer Darren Wilson atop a dragon, wielding a poison-tipped broadsword"
"The day you can post smells on the Internet will be the worst/best day ever"
"I got a boner at a funeral today.... Mourning wood."