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Joke of the Day

"Best pickup line that should not fail. Guy: Wanna have great sex. Girl: No. Guy: Great, let's go then."

"I have a fear of speed bumps But I am slowly getting over it"

"Where to dogs who lost their tails go? To a retail store."

"Does anyone else think Squidward's nose looks like...nevermind. There are children in the room."

"Go piss on a friend. They may have been stung by a jellyfish & are too embarrassed to ask for help. You'll be a hero."

"I went on a date with a server... It went down on the first date. Not sure if repost, just a really funny joke I just heard."

"What do you call playing a woodwind instrument and eating fast food while driving an f1 car? A McClarenet."

"What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book? He Reddit."

"Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece? Because Greece lightening"

"I don't mind the NSA reading my Word documents. It means that at least someone will read the first draft of my novel."