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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why super villains are so good at math? Because of all their practice plotting."

"""I know she told me to buy Tampax, but I'll buy the store brand that's on sale instead."" The last thoughts of a man who's about to die."

"How do you keep a fool in suspense... I'll tell you tomorrow."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... ...Those who understand binary, those who don't and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base three!"

"Macs ranked best to worst - Fleetwood - book pros - n cheese - klemore"

"404 jokes... I just can't find the humor in them."

"Wanna have a little fun? Go to Facebook and post ""Anyone know a good lawyer?"" Then sit back and watch the speculation run wild!"

"Why do Autonomous cars have steering wheels? You have to hold on to something, when the shit hits the fan. ;->"

"Do girls budget their tears so they don't dehydrate & other legitimate questions"

"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo Bean? I haven't had a garbanzo bean on my face."