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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an epileptic having a fit in a deck-chair? A Transformer! (Literally my favourite joke of all time.)"

"Reporters Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip? He just wanted the inside scoop."

"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."

"There is nothing in the world that lowers your IQ faster than trying to use someone else's coffee machine."

"Public speaking is the #1 fear of the average person. #2 is death. This means that at a funeral, more people would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy. -Jerry Seinfeld"

"I like my girls like Han from Star Wars with a hairy Wookie."

"I told an ebola joke And only 50% died laughing."

"You can't set out a bowl full of superconductors and expect people not to take them. They're irresistible."

"What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian? That rig a Tonys."

"Amazon Review: A History of Criminals Not a bad book. Prose and cons."