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Joke of the Day
"My favorite sex position is solely based on how bad your breath is."
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"So is tomorrow the day Trump & all his supporters say ""April Fools!"" & we get our country back?"
"How do you make a little girl cry twice. You rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear."
"i woke up my girlfriend with oral sex... ....she almost choked and is now mad :("
"I moved to LA with nothing but the shirt on my back. No pants & I couldn't figure out how to get the shirt on my front. Soon I was jailed"
"What do you do if you start seeing a little glowing green man Walk across the street"
"Please don't feed the Kardashians."
"From what I hear about time spent with abortion doctor's they're really not all that bad Many patients have claimed it's really brought the kid out in them."
"A pedophile walks into the woods with a little girl... Girl: I'm scared Pedo: Me too, I need to walk home alone."
"I'd love to hear an actor honestly answer the ""How did you prepare for today?"" red carpet question with ""Cocaine and sit ups."" #GoldenGlobes"