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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a little girl cry twice. You rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear."

"There was an old lady at a ATM today, she asked me if I could help check her balance. So I pushed her over."

"You know whats hard? Bricks."

"Life isn't about winning and losing. It's about wishing you would have won and wondering why you lost."

"What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Polly want a quacker!"

"Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them? Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls"

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? [NSFW?] What is the difference between jelly and jam? *I can't jelly my dick up your ass.*"

"How do you embaress an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."

"A man walks into a restaurant in Mainland China. He calls the waiter over and tells him, 'That steak was rubbery.' 'Thank you for the compriment, sir, and have a rubbery evening!'"

"Why are british employees fat Because they get paid by the pound"