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Joke of the Day

"From what I hear about time spent with abortion doctor's they're really not all that bad Many patients have claimed it's really brought the kid out in them."

"Stupid people aren't flammable enough."

"My mom is the most hip and tech savvy person I know! She needs every possible search toolbar conceivable so the internet can keep up with her!"

"I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know."

"My Boss called me immature today so I gave him a wedgie and made fun of his ugly family."

"There's a knock at my door. Jehovah's Witness. I decided to let him in. I go, ""Now what?"" He says, ""I dunno...I never got this far."""

"What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches? 6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak."

"Damn girl! Your name must be Ebola... All I can think about is you spreading."

"Sometimes I like to mix things up by going big and then also going home."

"A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams ''Nein! Nein!'' So two guys walk away."