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"I just saw my parents having sex Damn you Pornhub"
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"I just hate elevator jokes. They're wrong on so many levels."
"I'm so proud of my son I asked him what the sound of one hand clapping is. He said ""dunno"" and walked off to his room, but I can hear him trying to figure it out."
"I join any line I see if it's long enough. All those people can't be wrong!"
"Telemarketer: Are you a homeowner? Me: How big are your lips? Telemarketer: .... Me: Your lips. Are they huge? *click*"
"For each like, I'll take a shot on New Years..."
"[AskReddit] I read that 4,156,257 people got married this year.... ....not to cause any problems, but shouldn't that be an even number?"
"Women who live in glass houses shouldn't complain about the glass ceiling"
"What do you call an asshole horse rider? A Jerk-ey."
"What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisey noise annoys an oyster!"