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Joke of the Day
"I would never buy a plastic 3D printed car Unless it came with ABS."
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"What do you call an angry psychiatrist? Therapissed."
"Sorry for accidentally karate kicking you. Sorry for high-fiving everyone who saw it"
"Why did the strawberry cross the road? There was a traffic jam."
"what do you call a private, romantic rendezvous between two feet a podiatryst"
"How many Jews can you fit in a car? One hundred. Five and the rest in the ashtray. (An Austrian friend told me this joke.)"
"What happened to the Oklahoma Territories? I don't know but they're OK now."
"LIFE HACK: when at a restaurant with a long wait, resort to cannibalism"
"You know what would really suck? Finding a needle in a haystack."
"What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters? Fire."