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Joke of the Day

"Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage."

"A guy comes into a bar... Wait. No. It was a horse. A guy comes into a horse."

"My friend told me that recycling is good for the environment Not on Reddit, apparently. I got downvoted a lot..."

"call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't remember... Call her fat once and she will never forget. Thats because elephants never forget =)"

"What's a cannibal's favourite type of food? Finger food!"

"Everytime I pull a prank on Niagara She falls for it"

"Pig's explanation for the creation of the Universe: The Pig Bang Theory."

"What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care."

"What did the boy with no hands get for christmas? Gloves! Just kidding, I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet."

"me and grandma are eating bread pudding and watching murder mysteries, she says what's up"