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Joke of the Day

"Marriage - Some days are just tough I look forward to those"

"Do you know what Twitter is? It's the spot between your twat and shitter."

"I asked my kids today if they felt we spent enough time together and they both texted back that we did so I guess we are all good."

"Why didn't the magician shave? He made it disabeard.."

"You'll never hear the phrase ""It's time to separate the men from the boys"" in a Catholic church."

"While vacationing in Turkey a second time, I couldn't keep the Arabicnames straight, but I saw many familiar fezzes."

"Lots of people cry while chopping onions. The trick is to not form an emotional attachment."

"Define ""Will"" Isn't it obvious? It's a dead giveaway!"

"twitter: the only place where you get excited when a stranger follows you"

"I've heard the crime rate in the Philippines drops when Manny Pacquiao fights... The crime rate also drops in Floyd Mayweather's home when Floyd Mayweather fights."