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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish kid asks his father for five dollars... and his father replies; ""Four dollars!? What do you need three dollars for!? Here's two!"""

"GUYS! You'll never guess what I just did for a Klondike Bar! I took my wallet out of my back pocket and gave the cashier $1.29, plus tax."

"tegrof reven 11/9"

"I asked my priest if it might be a good idea to stop masturbating But he didn't take the hint"

"Why do babies make bad mechanics? They have poorly developed motor skills."

"Tip for teens: If you're buying booze with a fake ID, the easiest way to seem legitimately older is to wear a wedding ring"

"My Girlfriend used to go down on me all the time... ...so I fixed the puncture"

"CNN: Trump removes screaming baby from rally Fox News: Trump rally interrupted by another unruly, entitled protestor who still lives at home"

"The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second."

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