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Joke of the Day
"What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic? Heave Starvey"
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"What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe? He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy."
"I know how to get on a flight. Thank you boarding school."
"How does a crazy person travel through the woods? They take the psychopath."
"Thank God pets can't talk, they know too much."
"How do cats admit they're gay? They come out of the clawset."
"What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together? 12 Casualties"
"[Sky-diving] INSTRUCTOR: pull your shute! ME: my shoe? INSTRUCTOR: your parachute! ME: my pair of shoes? [later] CORONER: where's his shoes?"
"Just because a guy wants to see you naked it doesn't mean anything, I know a guy who drove 2 days to see a donkey show."
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff."