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Joke of the Day

"It might be time to diet when you ask Siri to call your "" boyfriend"" and she dial's up Domino's pizza"

"If I have 5 apples and Jamal take 3, what color is Jamal? Admit it, you're a fucking racist!"

"What do you call a Knight that cuts beef? Sir Loin."

"Made in ....... In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was made in China."

"Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder? A: You can't!"

"In an elevator with my geology professor and my ex-geology professor. Can you say ROCKward?"

"What do Reddit and Pedophiles have in common? they are both fucking immature assholes..."

"There was once a very unlucky man Crossing the road , he got hit by a truck . Then on his way to heaven , got hit by a plane"

"[NSFW] Its a good thing your vagina has a sense of humor... ...otherwise it wouldn't be able to take this joke."

"What do you call a Chinese prostitute? Wun Dum Ho"