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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between 6 million dollars and 6 million Jews? I give a fuck if you shove 6 million dollars in the oven"

"Who will win between Obama and Osama in chess? Osama, Obama is missing two towers."

"What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs? Bob."

"Beastiality is wrong. Neigh means neigh."

"What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones? The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'"

"How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just 1 but it will take 3 episodes."

"I peaked too soon in high school. I'm still sending her child support."

"So I broke my mom's tailbone during childbirth. And I've been a pain in her ass ever since."

"If only people were named after their tattoo's. This guy standing in front of me in Petro Canada Would be named Machine gun-Snake-Jesus."

"Sorry for not ever wearing a shirt but my father was killed in one and I'm not about to make the same mistake."