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Joke of the Day
"Two termites walk into a bar... ""Excuse me sir, is the bar tender here?"""
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"What do you call a iPhone 6S when its out of memory? Successful. *if u dont get the joke, successful = six-es-ful*"
"How do you turn soup into gold? You add 24 carats!"
"I love that the news bleeps swears. ""Sorry you heard a bad word during our footage of a firefight that ended with a guy being burned alive."""
"Cyber Monday! a/s/l?"
"*gets a Fitbit for Christmas* *puts it on a squirrel*"
"Albert Einstein was a genius... But his brother Frank was a monster."
"With Hanukkah upon us, how does a Jewish man prepare his tea? Hebrews it."
"Just did some crunches while hugging my cat Just trying to get purrfect abs"
"My wife and I weren't really expecting a baby, and then BAM!... One smacks right into the windshield."