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Joke of the Day
"*gets a Fitbit for Christmas* *puts it on a squirrel*"
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"You are so ugly... ...the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand ripped through the toilet paper."
"how many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just shoot the room for being black"
"Pretty girls with ugly laughs : nature's way of preserving the balance"
"What is the date in Germany/Brasil today? 7-1. (world cup)"
"What country makes the most milk? Nepal"
"My friend told me he broke my lamp He said I hope you're not mad. No, im delighted"
"Parents, talk with your children about the importance of saving frequently so they won't have to restart at the beginning of the level."
"I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me for playing too much videogames.. She says its ""just cause"" but either way I think its a pretty silly thing to fallout 4.."
"What's the slogan of Jewish proselytizers? Yahweh or the highway."