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Joke of the Day

"I'm a bisexual who just broke up and is now single. I guess you could say I'm on standbi."

"What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common? They were both catchers for the Padres."

"Whenever a girl is talking too much, remind yourself that other thing she does with her mouth that you like so much. Might dull the pain ;)"

"Which Vice President was the best at making beats? Algorithm"

"I'm angry that only one company makes the game monopoly."

"*on a first date* Me: [remembering how my friend said women like mysterious men] my favorite color is a secret"

"Did you hear the one about the crossed eyed teacher? She couldn't keep her Pupils straight"

"Why did the noodles go to rehab? To get yakisoba."

"Man at the bar... ""...Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy! Woman responds: ""No, I'm Finnish. Finnished with this conversation!"""""

"Here's a double entendre joke I made up Why do grump pedophiles like cats? They're assholes..."