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Joke of the Day
"imagine a stadium full of Furbies all talking at once"
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"What's the difference between an establishment where alcohol is served and an elephant passing gas? One is a Bar Room, the other is a BAROOOM!"
"Why couldn't the melons be together? Everyone knows melons cantaloupe."
"o yeah u love women??? name their last three albums. thought so. u don't listen to women"
"GOD: [reviewing solar system] hmm... i'll give it 5 stars EARTH: [imediately starts screamig due to masive gravitational pull of 4 new stars]"
"Lets play railroad I'll be the train and ur the tunnel"
"Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia? Because he was a dirty double crosser."
"What do you call a stack of cats. A Meowuntian"
"Knock Knock Knock, Knock. Who's there? Horton. Horton, who? Horton Hears A Who."
"GURU: You have achieved the state of sakrdagamin: you will reach nirvana within seven lifetimes ME: [slipping him a $20] How about six"