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Joke of the Day

"""I mean if you do the math the most weight I can really gain from the pound of pumpkin pie I ate tonight is only one pound"" I thought fatly."

"A feminist is seen bathing on the beach Oh wait, just a beached whale"

"What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought."

"How my dad taught me how to button my suit coats. He said *""Think of it like a woman; sometimes the top, always the middle, but never the bottom.""*"

"Wonder what a black guy would look like without a diamond earring."

"A scientist walks into a bar and seems depressed. The bartender asks ""What's the matter?"" The scientist replies ""Everything is matter."""

"What do you call a Female Clown? A Clunt."

"Came home to find my girlfriend packing her stuff... I asked her what she was doing, she says ""I'm leaving you, you sick peadophile!"" ""Peadophile! That's a big word for an 8 year old!"""

"[Robbery] Sloth Man: I'll use my powers to make the criminals fall asleep. *Runs to bank* *Reaches bank 18 hrs later* SM: How'd they escape?"

"A Giraffe walks into a bar...... .... He looks at everyone and says: ""High Balls on me!"""