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Joke of the Day
"My first wife was a great housekeeper. She kept both houses"
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"Everybody has been telling me to stop singing wonderwall... I said maybe"
"What is a poet's favorite legume? Rhyma-beans!"
"What do a woman and a condom have in common? They spend more time in your wallet than they do on your dick."
"My friend asked if I knew what kind of sweater he was wearing. I said I had no idea, he said ""Guess."" ""Hollister?"" ""No. Guess."" ""North face?"" ""No... Guess"" I sill don't know."
"Native Americans are the most successful strippers. Cause when they dance, they make it rain!"
"I dont have sex on the first date unless it's an option"
"But my sandwich is so dry! ""Sorry sir, that's not what we do here at the Mayo Clinic."""
"Black person: Jeans $200, Shirt $100, Shoes $160, pockets.. $0 White Person: Jeans $15, Shirt $20, Shoes $30, pockets $5,000"
"My Grandma's church was odd in that they worshipped paintings. Very weird. Every week they would stand up and sing ""How Great Thou Art"""