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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever meet someone so Jewish... That they didn't want to pay for their train ticket?"
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"Al Gore to protest Amy Winehouse funeral... Something that toxic should not be going in the ground!"
"Jesus: One among you will betray me. John: No way dude. Matthew: No way dude. Judas: *thumbing through designer cross catalogue* Plausible."
"You call comcast and end up speaking to apu in India, how do your problems get fixed? When they transfer you to steve."
"My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, and they're like ""It wasn't that hard"""
"Ever had Ethiopian food? ...neither have they."
"How does Hitler tie his shoes? With Nazi's"
"It's Kim Kardashian's birthday. Which begs the question, ""What do you get the person who does nothing?"""
"Jan 1st, 2017: I'm finally going to start learning guitar. haha only kidding I'll probably just ride out my current interests until I die."
"Atoms are huge liars They make up everything."