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Joke of the Day
"BLONDE DRIVER Q: Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch? A: Her blinker was on."
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"SON: Can horses run in the Olympics? DAD: Wouldn't be fair SON: Why not? DAD: [hand on son's shoulder] Usain Bolt is just too fast, buddy"
"If your nose runs and your feet smell... You might be upside down. Heard from ""The Sopranos"""
"Two prostitutes were walking down the street when one said to the other ""Girl, we're gonna be making some money tonight. I can smell dick in the air."" The other says ""Bitch please. I just burped."""
"What is Donald Trump's biggest fear? Mexican ghosts who can walk through walls."
"What do you call an X-Games athlete who placed dead last? A louger."
"How do you know you're getting old? When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm."
"Did you guys hear about Freddie Mercury's bedroom furniture store? Nothing Really Mattress. They only sell queen size."
"How do you get a blonde on your roof? Tell her drinks are on the house."
"eer booze and fun!' 'Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !"