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Joke of the Day
"BLONDE DRIVER Q: Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch? A: Her blinker was on."
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"Business was great last year. I made 6 figures. $2,784.93"
"A guy walks into a bar ... and orders a drink."
"The stock market plunge of 2008 was worse than a divorce... I lost half of everything, but I still have my wife!"
"Sour cream is Mexican ketchup. I put that shit on everything."
"A man walks into a bank... and yells ""this is a fuck up!"" confused, the teller says ""you mean a stick up?"" ""Nope, it's a fuck up, I forgot my gun"""
"Drug commercial just listed ""death"" as a possible side affect. Seems totally legit. Ask your doctor if possible death is right for you.."
"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. Then I saw her arguing with him about money. Now I see Santa drinking by himself."
"A batch of muffins are baking in the oven ... a muffin says to the other muffin 'getting hot in here eh' The other muffin says HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN"
"Don't be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew."