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Joke of the Day

"If jerk chicken could talk, what would it say? ""Fuck-ooooff, fuck-ooooff, FUCK-OFF!!!"""

"When does a non-believer become a dirty kafir infidel? When he leaves the room."

"What does a time traveller do when he's hungry? He goes back four seconds!"

"When I get naked in the bathroom... When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."

"Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert."

"Want to hear a good construction joke? I'm still working on it..."

"It seems women are not content with just being women these days. First there was Beyonce with ""If I was a boy"" now there is this Bieber chick with ""If I was your boyfriend"""

"I call bullshit on dogs being mans best friend. That little m'effer didn't lift a paw when I moved. Not him or all his little friends"

"What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree? Camembert!"

"Him: Yah, I like my meat rare Me: Rare? Like, unicorn you mean? Him: ...... Me: Our mom's are friends, you have to finish the date"