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Joke of the Day

"best joke When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor's office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, ""Do I have to drink it"

"What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A new last name!"

"Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad? They use French resistors."

"What does an octopus have ten of? Tickles..."

"I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but... she needs a new Walker more than the Fast and Furious franchise."

"Women on their period always ovary act. *insert pun here*"

"Why do terrorists hate wine? Because there are too many zinfandel's."

"if i was a conductor of an orchestra, i would abuse my power by making them warm up to a stirring rendition of ""ice, ice, baby."""

"What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman? Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent."

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