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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods has a better driver."

"Just realized I only had one meal today. One, thirteen-hour meal."

"What is Superman when he removes his suit? Man."

"If Beethoven's music had base in it... He would be basethoven."

"Why does Yoda have the best seat on the Jedi Council? He gets a seat next to a Windu."

"Did you hear about the organic compound who became a bully? Mean ether."

"Redheaded guys know they can just dye their hair, right? They don't have to live like that."

"Why did Adele cross the road? Because she wanted to say: > Hello from the other side..."

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls? So they don't have hairballs!"

"Did you hear about the guy that only ate one chicken leg per day? He was malnourished due to his paltry (poultry) diet."