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Joke of the Day
"You: ""Nice glasses."" Me: ""Thanks. They'd look better on your nightstand."""
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"Just told my kids they had to share. Now they are dressed in long blacks wigs singing if I could turn back time."
"What would happen if the BLM people became white lives matter? They would finally be right."
"So a foreign exchange student asks me: ""Is the word ""ee-ther"" or ""eye-ther?"" I told them it was either."
"First time I had sex I was so scared.... I was all alone."
"A girl called me up, she said ""come over there's nobody home"" So I went over, but there was nobody home"
"""I hate you but I'm not in hate with you."" - Murderer delicately explaining why he left a victim with only a light stabbing"
"I Have a Wind Powered Car I have to blow into an ignition interlock device to start my car."
"What's black and white and red all over? The slowest zebra."
"Why are there gay aliens on mars? Because curiosity got the best of them."