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Joke of the Day
"I Have a Wind Powered Car I have to blow into an ignition interlock device to start my car."
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"Loyalty Test... Wife buys 12 underwears of same color for hubby.. Hubby- Why same color sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear. Wife- Which people Total silence..."
"[Dark Humor] Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline [Probally heard this but it's worth a shot]"
"""I feel your pane""- Guy walking into your window."
"Last Night my Fiance asked me to tell her something sweet Me "" Hey I'm never gonna give you up... never gonna let you down..."" Her ""That's it the engagement is off. Goodnight."""
"Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?"
"What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs? ""Well, glad I got that over with."""
"I stare at the cats. ""And in space, if you knock something slowly off the table, it just gently floats away."" They look at me in horror."
"Me: *trying to be cool* Scotch Bartender: Preference? Me: *nervously* hop Bartender: Bout time! *breaks out sidewalk chalk*"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black."