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Joke of the Day
"I Have a Wind Powered Car I have to blow into an ignition interlock device to start my car."
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"Do not be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"
"People say eye contact is important when flirting, but when I put my finger in someone's eye they never seem to like it."
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
"While Twitter is the slutty wife we all share, Facebook has become the humorless mother-in-law we all endure."
"Harry Potter: A Shortened Version Voldemort: I must kill Harry Potter. Everyone else: Lol, no."
"Why can't a bicycle stand alone? It's two tired."
"There was a blackout last night... Don't worry, I got him."
"Seal walks into a club ..."
"What is nasal sex? Fuck nose"