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Joke of the Day

"CHECK OUT BUZZFEED'S TOP 10 LIST OF GODS FOR ATHEISTS. YOU WON'T BELIEVE NUMBER 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, OR 10."

"What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear? Claude"

"Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop? He was making a racket."

"Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? I hear it's making headlines"

"When I die I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not like his terrified passengers."

"What is 12 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? A republican's neck tie."

"Sober in an Uber: Please don't talk to me. I don't know you. Drunk in an Uber: I want to get married one day, but I put up emotional walls"

"Tombstones should just say how old the person was. I don't wanna walk around doing grave math."

"Which gun does Superman use? SCAR-L"

"why didn't the american leek want to talk to the japanese leek? because it was negi"