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Joke of the Day

"Any question can be a rhetorical question if you walk away fast enough."

"My one weakness? Probably my unshakable belief that, despite a total lack of training, I'll be able to do karate if I'm ever in a fight."

"Trying to grab a stall after lunch as a male. It's a crap shoot."

"Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year? It didn't Snowden."

"How do you know if your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick would taste like blood"

"Let's face it, it's not the first time Germany's sent a bunch of blokes to the showers in tears."

"Did I ever tell you the story about Lola? I wont do it with family around."

"What is a chameleon's motto ? A change is as good as a rest !"

"I don't think it's very professional for my psychologist to say ""holy shit!"" twice during my hour."

"Friends are like trampolines. I've always wanted a trampoline."