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Joke of the Day

"My wife said I don't do enough work around the house. Its like she thinks this FB account just runs itself.........smh"

"Does anyone know a cure for excessive ear wax. If you do, please give me a shout."

"Jokes (Jewish) Why does Jewish guys have big noses? - Because air is free -"

"I asked the waitress for a quickie and she slapped me. The old woman next to me said, ""It's pronounced 'quiche', dear."""

"My friends that majored in English always tell me the same thing Welcome to Starbucks!"

"So the Boston marathon was yesterday... I heard it was an arm and a leg better than last year!"

"My ex-girlfriend had eczema She had a cracking fanny."

"I like my woman like I like this joke. Overused and overrated."

"What's the weather like in Iraq ? Sunni in the North Shiite in the South."

"I was rescued after being exposed to the elements... I couldn't feel my fingers or toes, so I got the doctor to tell it to me straight. His reply: ""Once they go black, they never grow back."""