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Joke of the Day
"How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb? There still working on it..."
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"What do you see when the pillsbury doughboy bends over? Doughnuts"
"I think I might be suffering from anorexia. Every time I look in the mirror I just see a fat guy."
"Urine is the opposite of you're out."
"What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine."
"Why did the skeleton burp in the church ? He didn't have the guts to fart"
"I wanted to tell a Lord of the Rings joke.... but all the good ones Aragorn"
"They say that dog is mans best friend ... ... but I don't have enemies that stare me directly in the eye whilst taking a shit on my carpet"
"Marijuana may cause paranoia but so does watching CNN."
"What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi I'll let myself out now."