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Joke of the Day

"""A Bunch of Stuff I Remembered and Then Compiled into a Narratively Cohesive Yet Inconsistently Compelling Tome: A Memoir"""

"What religion do ghosts practice? Boo-ddhism"

"How did Donald Trump lose $916 million? Well he was handed everything in life. Have you seen his hands? Most of what he was gifted slipped right through."

"What do redditors give one another on Christmas? Gifs."

"I know Taco Bell doesn't have ""I hate myself"" sauce yet. But they should. They should."

"Happy New Year #2018 first."

"What idiot called them Ex-fiancees' and not 'Near-Mrs' ?"

"I was going to be a baker But I couldn't raise enough dough."

"Why clickbait is so effective"

"What's the cheapest kind of meat? Deer balls. Because they are under a buck."