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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife? An erection and a place to put it."
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"What did the guy with 5 penises say? ""These pants fit like a glove"""
"Of course your milkshake brings the boys to the yard. What boy doesn't love milkshakes? If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed."
"At my parent's house, or as I like to call it, the world's most judgmental self-service laundromat."
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"Ian: ""I baked you a pie to say sorry for backing over your cat in my car."" Tim: ""You did what?!"" Ian: ""Baked you a pie."""
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"Mitt Romney ."
"Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!"