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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend once told me she was pregnant. I was so excited that I ran to another country and have never seen her from then."

"I'm no expert on Masturbation But I hold my own."

"People say I'm odd because... I CAN'T EVEN"

"My husband is like Santa Claus He's old, fat, and comes once in a year."

"Early this morning I was sitting on the beach wondering where the sun was... then it dawned on me"

"Careful what you wish for!"

"Relationship status: fell out of bed while reaching for a donut"

"What did the Muslim Zoophiliac say when he found out his friend was a beekeeper? ""Dicks out for Haram Bee"""

"What is the creature that walks on four legs in the morning, three legs at noon and two in the evening? A cat in a minefield."

"The less people you chill with....The less bullshit you deal with."